I’ve never watched an episode of Game of Thrones in my life and even I know that you don’t fuck with the blonde dragon lady.
and that the kid with the crown is the human version of period cramps
and jon snow is ned stark’s bastard
that’s the show
The Rains of Castamere (different version) by Hawthorn and Lewis Fitzjohn.
When you play a game of thrones you win or you die. There is no middle ground.
a song of ice and fire- prophecies - [1/7]
That night he dreamed of the feast Ned Stark had thrown when King Robert came to Winterfell. The hall rang with music and laughter, though the cold winds were rising outside. At first it was all wine and roast meat, and Theon was making japes and eyeing the serving girls and having himself a fine time … until he noticed that the room was growing darker. The music did not seem so jolly then; he heard discords and strange silences, and notes that hung in the air bleeding. Suddenly the wine turned bitter in his mouth, and when he looked up from his cup he saw that he was dining with the dead.
“There are times I look at you and can’t believe that you’re real.”
If you are a girl then you are a boy. If you are a boy then you are a girl. If you are a bastard then you are royalty. If you are royalty then you are a bastard. If you are dead, you are alive. And if you are alive, you won’t be for long.