(Source: ahundredlittlespells)
- me: *not religious*
- me: oh my god
- me: praise the lord
- me: thank god
- me: oh dear lord
- me: jesus christ
- me: good god
(Source: asdfghjklkaryna)
*gets down one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?
- me: this is a bad idea and will only make me sad
- me: okay let's do it
and your friends turn to look at you like this:
every fucking time
seriously i get this way too much
“don’t tell anyone what I just told you” they say
“I won’t tell anyone” I reply, as I copy and paste the entire conversation to my best friend
judging by my blog, i only have two moods:
i want to watch les mis & i want to bang aaron tveit
(Source: valjehan)
- me when I first joined tumblr: lol I probably won't ever use this
iamala:starksmash:instantremorse:
i hate it when you get your family or parent to watch one of your favorite movies and the entire time you’re glancing at them, waiting for some big reaction and they are completely unfazed/bored by it.
OR THEY TALK OVER IT
AND GO TO GET FOOD AND YOU’RE LIKE “SHOULD I PAUSE IT”
AND THEYRE JUST LIKE “Nah it’s okay.”
YES THIS IS THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD
