friendly reminder that after each passing day you are closer to finding your soulmate
and your grave
and eating your next pizza
this sums up all of tumblr
don’t forget that you’re also one day closer to watch the next episode of your favorite show (unless your favorite show is merlin because then you will have no more episodes)
I always appreciate these photosets- they’re like, idk, Now That’s What I Call Tumblr or something
(Source: mykkieisaspaceman)
when I die I want my ashes to be sneakily sprinkled over the food of hot celebrities so I can finally be inside them
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ
when I die I want my ashes to be sneakily sprinkled over the food of hot celebrities so I can finally be inside them
(Source: psyducked)
if theres one thing tumblr taught me its how to type with one hand and eat with the other
do u ever scroll through ur dashboard and think
yes
i have chosen these people wisely
(Source: seawhim)
Tim Geoghegan (via nevver)
harlotstarlet-queenofconeyisland:
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
Excuse you.
Excuse you
omg i just died







